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</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id=".22Hey.21_Anon.21_let_me_in.21_I.27m_a_fairy.21.22_.22Joke.27s_on_you.2C_if_I_let_you_in_you_have">"Hey! Anon! let me in! I'm a fairy!" "Joke's on you, if I let you in you have</span><a href="&quot;Hey!_Anon!_let_me_in!_I'm_a_fairy!&quot;_&quot;Joke's_on_you,_if_I_let_you_in_you_have#/editor/1" title="Edit section: &quot;Hey! Anon! let me in! I'm a fairy!&quot; &quot;Joke's on you, if I let you in you have" data-section="1" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey! Anon! let me in! I'm a fairy!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Joke's on you, if I let you in you have to give me <span class="nu0">3</span> wishes. I know how fairies work &quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, drat... you're one of -those- people...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Mhmm.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You say with a sassy tone as you open the door.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The creature resembled Queen Chrysalis, but it looked a little bit off...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Somewhat more disfigured and creepy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;*sigh* Alright, lets get on with it.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Right.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;As soon as you shut the door, the creature lets out a mighty cackle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;FOOL! You have just sealed your own doom! You see, I am no mere fairy. I am a DEATHWISH FAIRY! MUA-HA-HA-&quot;</span><br />&quot;A what now?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...Uh- A DEATHWI-&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ohhh Death/wish/, okay. For a second I thought you said Death/fish/, with all the dramatic yelling and all.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The creature cocks an eyebrow before continuing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anyway, I AM A-&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hey, you don't have to yell. I get you're trying to be terrifying.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fine. I am a Deathwish fairy, meaning that once you use your three wishes, I WILL KILL YOU.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It says in a menacing tone.</span><br />&quot;Sooo since I let you in just now-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes! Now you can never run away from me! Once you invited me inside your abode, I can no longer leave! And neither can you!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Trying to comprehend what she's saying, you try to open the doorknob.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It won't budge, and it wasn't locked.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You tried to open a window, and it wouldn't move either.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The fairy just cackles in the corner.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Not you or I can leave this place until you are dead. What could have possibly came through your mind that wanted to let me in?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Uh, you saying that you were a fairy. But in hindsight I could probably tell by how horrifying you looked that you were not a normal fairy.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hmph, enough talk! As of now, I am sparing you your ultimate fate simply because you knew beforehand about my guidelines.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah, you have to grant me three wishes before I die yadda yadda-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah, that's where you are wrong, my dear Anonymous. If you had not known my rule to grant wishes, I would have killed you as soon as you opened the door.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;[awkward silence]</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But I can tell that you are... smarter, than you appear. So... now it is time to choose, and choose wisely.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hmm, think Anon, this bitch came out of nowhere and now you're gonna die unless you make three wishes...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe there might be a loophole somewhere, but you've gotta make sure.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But to do that you'll need to use one of your wishes already.</span><br />&quot;Okay, my first wish...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I want -you- to make me a complete list of everything you will and will not grant as a wish.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...Seriously?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You nod your head once.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;*sigh* Okay, wish granted.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her horn glows a bright green, and two scolls appear out of thin air.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Which you catch with each hand, almost dropping one of them.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;The green one is approved, the red one is denied.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wow, these scrolls are pretty thick, but you need to stall her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Now, what is your second-&quot;</span><br />&quot;Actually, I'm gonna read up on these before I say anything. Bye!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;And with a cartoon-like dash, you make a beeline for your bedroom and slam the door behind you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;*sigh* What an idiot.&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;[SPEED READING MONTAGE HERE]</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With meticulous care, and a fat edge sharpie, you cross out every irrelevant wish that you don't need to use.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before you knew it, four hours had passed already.</span><br />&quot;And... done.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You cross out the last line at the bottom of the red scroll.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now you had a plan, hopefully one she won't see coming.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Too bad she did think to deny 'grant me more wishes' and 'let me live/kill her wishes'...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You exit your room to find her lying on your living room couch.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, the hermit finally exits his cave...&quot;</span><br />&quot;And the big scary fairy is just lyin' around.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;With surprising speed she shifts from the couch to right in front of you, making you jump.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Have you decided on your second wish?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Mhmm!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...Well?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You clasp your hands together, take a deep breath, then point towards her.</span><br />&quot;I want to fuck you.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The sound of breaking glass could be heard.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I wish, that I can have sexual intercourse, with you.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just as planned, she begins to stutter and spaz out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I-I w-what, no. NO! I will not!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Wellllll miss scary fairy, you didn't put it on either the 'approved' or 'denied' scrolls so...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;PREPOSTEROUS! I've had these scrolls to update whenever I think of something... new...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She stops as she looks through the parchment, her horn using some sort of spell to see through the sharpie ink.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then she looks back at you with a mixture of rage and confusion.</span><br />&quot;Oh come on, no one has asked you that?!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Never! They've been either too scared o-or wishing for something greater!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Aaand you never thought to put sex on your 'do not wish list'?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br />&quot;Checkmate.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;B-But don't you want to have a gigantic influx of wealth or... um, m-maybe *ahem*...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You cross your arms with suspicion.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Something else besides -me-?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your mind went blank trying to process, but then the light bulb comes on.</span><br />&quot;Are you a virgin?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...Why, of course not! No. I have had my fair share of um... coitus. But I am not willing, at all, to do it with you!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;press X to doubt</span><br />&quot;Then why not?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Because it's not on the list, you imbecile!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Look if its because I didn't buy you dinner first or because I'm ugly, I'd believe that more than your current answer.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She groans with frustration and rubs her eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All according to plan... now time for some reverse psychology.</span><br />&quot;But hey, its fine, I get it. Other men might ask for riches of splendor. But is it too much for me to ask for one last night of passionate love with such a lovely being such as you?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks you dead in the eyes and squints.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I recall you saying I was 'scary'?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Heh, well that doesn't mean I'm afraid of you.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wait intensely as she stares at you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...Fine.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You lean backwards in surprise.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Let's go.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She starts towards your bedroom, until you stop her.</span><br />&quot;Eh-eh-eh, wait.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What now?!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Along with my wish...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh no, you know about bundling wishes too?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yep.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She lets out a massive groan, hopefully turned moans later tonight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Especially with what you had planned...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;heeheehee</span><br />&quot;Firstly, I would like you to arrange the bedroom into a nice setting, dimly lit with soft linen sheets. Second, I was wondering if you could give me an edurance or stamina enhancing spell or something?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes. That can be arranged.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She says monotonously while facepalming.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anything else?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You softly raise up her chin with your hand.</span><br />&quot;I want you to enjoy it as well~&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her cheeks, under that black scaly armor, somehow managed to blush a little.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;W-Well, I cannot guarantee the last one, so you will just simply have to prove your worth.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her horn casts a glow at your bedroom door.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, go have a look and tell me what you think?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You open the door and find the room exactly as you wanted.</span><br />&quot;Perfect.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You let her into the room, then close the door behind her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You start to undress as she climbs onto your bed, and tries to lay in a position that would appear pleasing to you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For a demonic creature, she did look somewhat humble when she wasn't trying to be threatening...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now that you're stripped down, she motions you over to the bed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hold still, this vigor spell should make you last the whole night.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You feel a gentle radiant glow around your dick and balls, and suddenly they expand twice their normal size.</span><br />&quot;Whoa.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You didn't expect me to just let you have all the fun, did you?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hey, I'm not complaining.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She giggles, then invites you to lay down next to her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How about we split the action 50/50?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Deal, as long as I get to cum inside.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She scoffs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, I suppose, you being a different species and all.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her horn glows again and this time you can feel your shaft being massaged.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I call first.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You chuckle... nervously, as you rest your head against the pillows.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With one quick suck, she envelops your entire length with ease.</span><br />&quot;Hoooly shit~&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;As she pulls up, her serpent like tongue wraps around your cock and tingles ever nerve as it squirms.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And she's smiling deviously the whole time.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She takes your girth again, and bobs her head with increasing speed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You have to admit, she did know her stuff.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Still not sure if she /is/ a virgin, but you'll find out later...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For now, you're just enjoying the foreplay.</span><br />&quot;Ahhh, I-I'm gonna cum!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks up with her eyes but keeps sucking you off like a mad woman.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You grasp the bed sheets as your hips buck up into her mouth, and she stops at full hilt.</span><br />&quot;Fuck!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your dick gushes out cum into her orifice, and you could feel her throat swallowing every thick strand.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her tongue lets go and your cock slides gracefully out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mmm, delicious~&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She says as she licks her lips.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You couldn't reply at first, you were still amazed at how good that felt.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When you finally regain yourself, you see her presenting herself to you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her posterior was slim, soft curves defining themselves among the hard crystalline texture of her body.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The vulva was almost pulsing with her juices.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Come on stud, rut me like the filth I am.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Uh uh, not yet my little minx.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Is what you /would/ say, but you've gotta rephrase it a little.</span><br />&quot;Well hold on, the least I can do is to return the favor.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...What are you talking about?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You move from the pillows and motion her to lie down.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Spreading her legs apart, she almost trembles at how gently you're massaging her thighs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;W-What are you going to do?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Just try to relax.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You position yourself in front of her cunt and let your tongue go to town.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She immediately gasps at your action, and her winking clit is all you needed to see.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Every time it pops out you suckle on it, giving her a massive jolt of pleasure.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You then stick your index finger inside along with the licking, to which she responds by forcing your head down with her hooves.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She couldn't even speak, but you could tell when she was about to climax.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You edge her a few times, but soon she begs you to let her cum.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With another finger slipped inside, she finally breaks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;AHh!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A gush of semi-luminescent juice sprays all over your mouth and face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She finally lets go of you as she slumps into the pillows.</span><br />&quot;Huh, I didn't expect to be that good.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her aheago face was all she could make in reply.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You clean yourself up as she catches her breath.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anonymous, why on earth did you do that?&quot;</span><br />&quot;...Well, I asked for you to enjoy this too, right? So that doesn't mean you have to do all the work.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, how modest...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's blushing again, all according to plan.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not wanting to waste time, you position yourself over her and look down at her bright green eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Like the spell?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I'm not tired yet, so it must be working.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Heh, neither am I~&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your hand now stroking your member, you carefully position your head on top of her lips.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;C'mon lover boy, do it~&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You slide gently inside her, all the way to your hilt.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Both of you softly moan as she hugs behind your back.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But that wasn't the only thing that hugged you.</span><br />&quot;What the fuck!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You say as you try to pull out, only to find something tugging at your dick.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Uh-uh, until I'm satisfied you will not be able to leave.&quot;</span><br />&quot;What the hell is that!?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's called a 'clawtoris', I have several tiny claws within me that prevent a mate from pulling out. Only to ensure proper impregnation~&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br />&quot;Will it hurt if we fuck?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh no, only if you try to pull away completely. Otherwise it can be quite pleasurable.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hmph, alright...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just bear with it Anon, it can't be that bad, right?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sliding forward again, you can feel the claws grasp more softly around you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And holy shit it felt good.</span><br />also for those wondering what her &quot;clawtoris&quot; looks like: https://derpiboo.ru/<span class="nu0">65982</span>?scope=scpec7be9d86d8f7f12fdcda12f8996f4f3f27315470<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Every thrust felt like they were jerking you off at the same time.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were bound to get lost in ecstasy, but you need to stay focused.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;None of you spoke, you only hear her moan while you grunt at the same time.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pick up the pace, and with that her moans became louder.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your body felt like a fine tuned machine, your muscles didn't ache like they would normally after this long.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But you could still feel the build up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look once more into her eyes, and she could tell it was soon.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She nods her head feverishly as she wraps her arms tighter around you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now you're thrusting at maximum speed, causing her to moan sharply with every raspy breath.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With one last grunt, you shove your dick as deep as it could go, and the flood cummeth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She shrills with delight as her back legs now wrap around yours.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;YES, YES! FILL ME UP!!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You could feel every pulse of your dick painting her insides pearly white.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...Quite a lot, actually.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When you finally stop, you can feel her claws retract, letting you slide out with a *plop*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gasps with delight as she watches your excess flow out from her lips.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Regaining your breath, you slouch on top of her and do the unthinkable.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You kiss her...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If you're gonna die, why not go all out?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's shocked at first, but then succumbs to it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her forked tongue wraps around yours and slithers about in your mouth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Retracting quickly, she pushes you off and forces you to lie on your back.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hmm, now its my turn~&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You chuckle as she positions herself over your still-throbbing penis, then slowly lowers down on it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The sperm from your previous fornication was still leaking out, dribbling all over you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But you didn't care, in fact it felt pretty good...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You watch as she takes your whole length again, and this time giving you a good view of the slight bulge in her abdomen.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Like what you see?~&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You nod, trying to gulp down a lump in your throat.</span><br />&quot;J-Just lemme ask you one thing.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She leans down and gently strokes your face with her hoof.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes?&quot;</span><br />&quot;...Can I die fucking you, like a succubus?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her expression suddenly turns to laughter.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Are you serious?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shrug your shoulders.</span><br />&quot;Best way to die in my opinion.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her ears fold back and she rests back in her upright position.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, um... none of my previous victi-, er, I mean encounters, have uh... n-never wanted that...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Let me guess, quick and painless?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She nods her head once.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You're the first one who has ever wanted to... do this.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A tap of her hooves showed her sudden nervousness.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And to answer your previous question. I am definitely /not/ a virgin.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ha, well not with a 'victim', as I understand it.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She laughs nervously.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wait, you never made your third wish.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You smile, then rub your hands gently against her.</span><br />&quot;This is my last wish.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks befuddled at you.</span><br />&quot;To go out with a 'bang'.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;rimshot.wav</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;One more pun out of you and I'll squeeze your dick off.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You felt a firm grasp around your shaft, and your humor instantly wears off.</span><br />&quot;O-Okay.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She lets go, just enough to where she starts to ride you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But *ah* Let me be clear *oh~* This is your final wish?&quot;</span><br />&quot;...Yes.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Say it!&quot;</span><br />&quot;I-I Anonymous, lastly wishes *ah!* to die f-fucking you!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You grab onto her arms as she pumps herself up and down with haste.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You try to hold yourself back as much as you could, but she just felt too good.</span><br />&quot;T-Tell me your name! Please!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;*ah-ah* K-Krystil! My name is Krystil!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You grab her thighs as you slam your pelvis upwards.</span><br />&quot;Krystil!!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;AHH!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your hot spunk literally gushes out from her pussy, the warmth now covering both of you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her abdomen bulges noticeably, and one of her hooves rubs it with delight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hah...this feeling... its so wonderful~&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were now gasping for breath as you watch you jizz-filled lover.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She attempts to lift herself off, but you stop her.</span><br />&quot;No, let's keep going!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's taken aback by your sudden arousal, but then lustfully agrees.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Still sitting on your cock, you turn her around and fuck her reverse cowgirl style.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then doggy style.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then another position.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And another... and another...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The last thing you could remember was her exclaiming how she felt she was going to burst...</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The morning sun now shines through the bedroom window, a faint chirping of birds came from outside.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Krystil rises from the bed with a yawn and rubs her eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She notices Anon's arm placed over her legs and she gently moves it aside.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She pauses, then checks his wrist.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Its barely there, but he'll manage.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He can at least /think/ he died fucking.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She staggers out of bed and stretches her back.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oof, still sore from last night...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her horn illuminates and her magic opens up the window blinds even more.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And when she sees the aftermath of last night, she immediately casts a spell to revert the room back to before she arrived.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;At least he won't see what happened to those sheets.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She walks over to his side and tucks him in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For a moment, she just watches him as he sleeps.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then she giggles, thinking about how they literally mated until he became unconscious.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was tempted to keep going, but it wouldn't have been as...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fun?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No... passionate...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With one slow motion, she leans down and kisses him on the cheek.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*Thank you.*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her horn casts a bright flash, and Kristyl was gone.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A faint smile forms on Anon's face...</span><br /><br />The end</div></div>




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